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I’m rich…I have the answer to the country’s financial crisis…all in my email this morning!
Attention: Beneficiary,
Dear Sir/Madam
RECOVERED FUNDS FOR PAYMENT THIS FINAL QUARTER
Sequel to the Handing over of the Bakasi Peninsula to the Cameroon, the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Musa Umaru Yar adua realize it is best to settle national issues with the help from United Nation and the International Monetary Fund on the recovered funds from corrupts ex-government officials of Nigeria deposited abroad. In this effort a three days meeting was held immediately after the peaceful handing over of Bakasi to Cameroon on the 14th August 2008, the meeting was held with syndicates from United Nations and representatives from the International Monetary Funds (IMF) including the United State Ambassador here in Nigeria and in the United Kingdom.
The meeting was to clearly inform the international financial institute to be more careful on the kind of money Nigerian’s transfer into their foreign account and to also inform the appropriate authorities when suspecting any wire transfer, because it will really help reduce the amount of fraud, money diversion and will help improve the country economy and financial stability. The president concluded that the total of $300,000,000 (Three Hundred Million dollars) recovered stolen money abroad will be used to settle the long over-due contract funds, he also added that the United State Ambassador should always provide the Diplomats with instant visa and a free way to move into the united state.
The $300,000,000 recovered funds is set to pay thirty contractors their over-due contract amount as a part payment of $10,000,000 each to every contractor and the money has been conveyed from the Federal Government Escrow account with the Lloyds Bank to the Lloyds Diplomatic Courier & Security for the diplomatic delivery of the funds to your mailing address immediately you reconfirm your contractual details to the Lloyds Diplomatic Courier &Service to be able to locate your own consignment box out from the Vault, because each consignment box has it’s beneficiary contract details on it to avoid wrong delivery, because the key to each box are completely different and are in numbers which will be giving to you on phone from this office as soon as you receive and contact the office in London with your contract details as stated below.
To the office of the Lloyd’s diplomatic courier and service with the below details:
Understand that your over-due contract amount that you must have been expecting by bank wire transfer and have paid a lot of your hard earn money for documents and cost of transfer
(C.O.T) to various people who tried to divert it or succeed to divert your contract money to their own account, this money is what we have been able to recover from the corrupt government officials who where in power during your attempt to get your over-due contract funds from Nigeria with the help of International Monetary funds and the United Nations and Interpol, so you therefore advice to contact the office in London immediately with the required details.
Yours in Services
Mr.BK
I’ll be sure not to spend it all in one place….or perhaps I’ll be booking a flight to Italy. 🙂
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